The Dollhouse Part Two!

feb28 This actually happened to me a few weeks ago. I was dreaming about being late for work when I woke up, breathed a sigh of relief, glanced at the clock, and realized I’d forgotten to set my alarm. Last night, I dreamed I’d lost complete control of my classroom (not, actually, in and of itself that unusual — I have that dream a few times a year, usually in late August). But this time I dreamed my students were running around a shopping mall that somehow ajoined our school, and I was absolutely furious with them. So I woke up mad at my class. Ho-hum. Poor kids.

Anyway, I’m still watching Dollhouse in spite of the fact that the first few episodes were unimaginative, poorly written, and seemed to rely entirely on Eliza Dushku’s body to sell the premise. Tonight’s episode, Stage Fright, actually had more merit than the first two episodes. Echo is starting to develop a character, which is nice. But I’ve got to say this: I’m getting really sick of half-naked women parading around. Forget half. 85% is more accurate. At one point I realized that the singer in this episode was wearing a belly dance costume. That is to say, she was wearing a very skimpy (by bellydance standards, or any) top with a hip scarf — and nothing else. Hip scarves, for the uninformed, are basically a scarf you tie over your clothing, the one with all the coins.

I’m sure I just endeared the show to any male readers. The problem, though, is that when I see this much flesh in a show (like the horrible bit in the first episode where they kept zooming in on Dushku’s hemline, which ALMOST didn’t cover, well, anything), it makes me wonder what they’re trying to distract me from. And I’m starting to suspect it’s the story (or lack thereof).

I am giving this show until episode 6, because according to all the interviews “that’s when it becomes good” (question: why didn’t we start with episode 6, then?). If episode 6 sucks as much as 1 and 2, and to a certain degree 3, I’m done with it. Joss, I hope you realize that there are very few other writers I would give that kind of credit to. J.J. Abrams is another, I guess, since I’m still watching Fringe. Although at least THAT one has some wit, not to mention a few characters you can identify with (a few, I said).

Anyway, I’m off to finish report cards. Ah, the joys of teaching.

Back to the grind

feb21 Usually I reserve teacher dreams for late August, but they do tend to show up during the year, too!

It was teacher’s convention this week. I often think I’d make more money if I said I wasn’t coming and they could keep my pay, since yet again this year I dropped over $100 of my own money on books and supplies.  As always, our teacher’s con is a plus-minus situation. The good stuff:

  • you get to meet with colleagues
  • you get to shop (very important in a city with only one tiny teachers’ store — probably not as big a deal somewhere like Calgary)
  • there are some really cool things to learn
  • you get great ideas to take back with you

On the down side, unfortunately, is the fact that very single year, I spend at least one session going for coffee or something. Why? Because I go to the session of my choice, and it’s full. So I go to my second choice and it’s full, too. By now it’s half an hour into the session because we’re at the university and the sessions are spread all over. In other words, if I did mange to locate a free session, it would already be half over.

This happens every year but I’m particularly annoyed about it this year because the session I missed out on was the only one I really wanted to go to. It was disappointing, to say the least, and I haven’t been able to find anyone who did get to it, so I don’t have a clue what went on. I really think this could be better organized.

Since I’m full of complaints today, let’s keep going. I have another one: technology. Yeah, yeah, I know, I’m complaining about technology on my blog. I admit it: technology is usually a great thing. But now that we have Smartboards in all the schools, they’re frowning on photocopying. This makes sense from a financial and environmental perspective, but speaking as someone who has to scan a hundred and fifty pages, it’s pretty darn annoying.

One more, and this one’s aimed at my fellow teachers. Can you not extend the same respect to instructors and speakers at conventions you would expect in your own classroom? Seriously. If you’re not into the speaker, leave, don’t just sit there making noise and being rude. And please don’t bring your kids to teachers’ convention with you. It’s obnoxious. I would guess that at least 50% of teachers have school age children. Can you imagine what teachers’ con would be like if they all brought them along instead of getting a sitter? We might as well be at school.

Anyway, that’s my public dumping of my education-related grouchiness for the week. I’m not the only one annoyed by these things, though — consider this a public venting on behalf of most of my fellow professionals.

And have a great day. :p

Technology never

The Doll House :)

feb14 On this holiday for celebrating tawdry love with fattening chocolates and cheap stuffed toys, I’m proud to present a comic that has nothing whatsoever to do with Valentine’s Day.

Anyway, on to more important things — namely, Joss Whedon. Whedon, of course, is the man behind the blockbuster television series Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Angel, and of course (imagine the hum of angel choirs here) Firefly. At any rate, Whedon is back with his new series Dollhouse, which premiered last night.

The initial buz surrounding Dollhouse wasn’t very positive. Most of the praise seemed to come from people who thought Whedon could do no wrong — I’m talking people who would have stood and cheered with tears in their eyes if Sarah Michelle Gellar had recited Whedon’s shopping list on Buffy. More honest critics seemed to be saying that Dollhouse had a lot of problems, not the least of which was that it’s difficult to relate to a character who is completely devoid of characteristics.

Anyway, of course I watched it myself. I’m feeling torn at the moment. I think it has potential. I’ve always kind of liked Eliza Dushku, who played Faith on Buffy. But to be honest, I was never a big fan of either Buffy or Angel. In fact, the only reason I started watching them was because, when I lived in Japan, they were one of about five tolerable shows I could watch in English on Fox Japan. I did get kind of into them in that situation, and I developed a fairly frightening fascination with Spike, who at least made me laugh.

This is as opposed to Firefly. I watched the first episode of Firefly and instantly knew I was going to be in love with this entire series. The characters were more developed and more interesting, the plot was a fascinating hybrid, and there was really almost nothing to complain about (although Fox, apparently, found something).

With Dollhouse, I’m more hesitant — more of a Buffy and Angel reaction. If you’re a Whedon fan, you’ll have already noticed the small-girl-with-scary-powers theme that runs through most of his work (can you say Buffy, Faith, Cordelia, River?). This is more of the same. She also has a male protector (“watcher” here becomes “handler” — I’m thinking Giles, Wesley, Angel, Simon). Not that this is a bad thing, necessarily. It’s just a really common thread in Whedon’s work.

I guess what I’m saying here is that Dollhouse is much what you’d expect from Whedon, but without (at least so far) the spark that gave Firefly its genius. I’m hoping that if I stick with it (because it’s not bad enough to abandon entirely) my patience will be rewarded. In interviews, Whedon has mentioned that he hopes his fans will keep watching for the first half dozen episodes while they establish themselves, because that’s when thing will pick up and get good.

Well, all right, Joss.  You’ve earned that much.

Let’s just hope you come through.

That time of year…

feb7 Yes, it’s that time of year again, where the Alberta weather cannot decide if it wants to be spring, winer, or monsoon season and has decided on a combination of the three. As you can probably tell I wrote this comic when we were under six feet of snow. Most of that snow is now gone, or has at least turned into huge piles of ice.

Just a sampling. Yesterday I was on supervision before school and it was about nine degrees above zero, absolutely beautiful. I went out at the first recess and it was down to about 2. By the time school let out we were at minus four. I went to a movie around nine and stepped into a snowstorm with a temperature of maybe -10. By the time I got out of the movie the snow had stopped and we were up to +2 again.

It’s enough to drive anyone nuts. No wonder our kids have all gone insane.

And speaking of insane, yes, I am actually blogging about weather. I really don’t have much to say!